(Source: libidinous-anoutlet, via livingaloneinparadise)

and cant leave my office because richard branson is here and my department is the ugly red headed step child. soooo yea im bored ppl
— Oscar Wilde (via chasingtheorgasticfuture)
(Source: coronaroyal, via lotuslava)
So apparently I live in the middle of ?, Mitt Romney, and I don’t know
Well alrighty
lol i live in almost hicks
where’s hawaii this is racist
i apologise on behalf of all australians for not being sorry
the perks of living in new york, practically everyone knows where that state is (: yeah, mainly beacuse that’s where new york city is but whatever. i win.
(Source: michaelpalin, via pebblezlovesbambam7)